From my friend Sharron...

who is now considered "blogworthy".

Randomness...
1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

2. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

3. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

4. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

5. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.

6. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

7. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?